poppy

30 Jun 2005

Gerald McFloppypants and Miranda McStinky met at Elephant and Castle tube station. He said "Yeh thats right, tickle my toes baby!" She said "People say my tongue is a bit odd, but I don't agree" Then they fed the ducks some bread so that their bellies would swell. They were prettier when they were fat afterall. The world said "Fuck me what a crazy ass ho!"

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